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So I’m back in Canada for a summer holiday with the whole fam jam and I’m happy to report I’ve already done a ton of “very Canadian things”: Celebrated Canada Day? ✔ Went camping in the woods?✔ Ate Spitzs and S’mores

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So I’m back in Canada for a summer holiday with the whole fam jam and I’m happy to report I’ve already done a ton of “very Canadian things”:

Celebrated Canada Day? ✔ Went camping in the woods?✔ Ate Spitzs and S’mores by a camp fire? ✔ Hiked in bear-country? ✔Sipped Caesars? ✔ Ate Ketchup and all-dressed chips? ✔ Brunched on Canadian back-bacon and maple syrup? ✔✔

Canada is and will always be my home, but since I’ve lived in the Netherlands for so long now (12 years, holy crap!) I can’t help but notice all the weird and wacky “stuff that Canadians like” every time I come back. Canadians are a unique breed with some fairly odd behaviours …and you thought I only spoke that way about the Dutchies! hah!

Here’s the top 5 weird and wonderful things I’ve noticed about Canadians these past 3 weeks:

#1: Why hello there:
Canadians – especially Winnipeggers – are so darn friendly. Now, now Dutchies, I hear ya already: “But it’s fake! It’s not real.” Well, I’m here to tell you this just ain’t so, at least in these parts. Canadians, like their American counterparts are a really friendly genuine folk. I always forget how chipper Canadians are and how they strike up small-talk with strangers just about anywhere. It’s definitely up there with the things I miss most.

#2: Service with a smile:
Ahhh…..nothing warms my heart like kick-ass customer service. Helpful, efficient and friendly, who could argue with that? But don’t forget to tip! I’ve sure noticed that the added 15-20% gratuity does make for some pricier meals than in the Lowlands. Good service (at a price) vs the basics (with a savings): which would you pick??

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#3: Activewear overload:
You knew it was coming right? It couldn’t be all rainbows and sunshines here in Canaidia. Ok friends, so things are much more laid-back here; no multi-lane highway traffic jams, no overwhelming crowds and no cramped quarters. I totally get that the wide open spaces and big skies make for relaxing times, but what’s with all the activewear?? Do you need to be that comfortable and relaxed all the freakin’ time?! Or is it that you are all constantly en route to some 24-hour gym?? The moment I stepped off the plane, I immediately noticed the fashion (or any many, cases lack-there-of): t-shirts, yoga pants, runners, hoodies and sweats.

Canadian ladies: I get it. It’s comfy. It’s easy. It’s practical. And for the most part you seem to be doing it with style. [ I can’t lie. There is something so darn tempting about all this comfiness….and it appears to be somewhat contagious. Perhaps I found myself out for a dinner at a nice restaurant last week in yoga pants and a t-shirt. And perhaps I liked it. Perhaps.] Who am I to judge?

Canadian Men:We need to talk. Yep, you. And you. And YOU. Can you try just a little harder? (Or at least pretend to?)  Do you have to wear those ‘Dad-jeans’ and that over-sized t-shirt with the chicken-wing stain from yesterday, again? And what’s with all the facial hair and baseball caps? It’s going a bit far. Don’t you agree? We know you invented lumber-sexual, but it’s time for a visit to the barber shop. Ok?  

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#4: Stuff, lots and lots of good ol’ stuff:

TORONTO, ONTARIO - October 3, 2011. Canadian Tire on Lakeshore Blvd. in Toronto on October 3, 2011. Photo by Colin O'Connor for Maclean's.

Canada certainly is the land of plenty. Everytime I’m back I’m amazed by the sheer amount of goods. The local grocery store we’ve been shopping at is literally  TEN TIMES the size of the largest Albert Hein I can find in Amsterdam. There are rows upon rows of stuff. Big stuff, little stuff, food stuff, clothes stuff, home stuff, useful stuff and useless stuff. For an occasional shopaholic, it always gets my heart racing and feet pounding the aisles. Maybe I need this. And this. And ALL THIS. Yes, I seem to need ALL THE THINGS when in Canada.

The truth is, at home in Amsterdam, I can only ever purchase what I can physically carry on a bicycle. Yes, my groceries choices are limited to how much I can peddle home with. Here in the land-of-large, I have a whole SUV I can stuff to the brim with useless crap. Of course, once I’ve filled my overflowing cart I always have that same sinking realization: shite, I’ll never fit all this in my suitcases.  And so I abandon ship (or in this case cart) to roam the aisles once more, admiring all.that.stuff and wondering how I’ve managed to live without it all for so very many years…

#5: Very public toilets:

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Where o’ where do I even start on this one? Canadians: you deserve better. You deserve more. You deserve the right to not  have to pee in public, in stalls that have massive gaps and cracks that allow dozens of eyes to peer in. Take a look at your European neighbours, they don’t suffer the same. In Europe you get your very own little closest with a toilet, not some rickety stall that with your head peeking out on top and your legs peeking out at the the bottom with no huge gaps and cracks between the doors and walls.

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My daughter used the toilet in the Edmonton airport and immediately shouted “Mom, why do Canadians all pee together with their pants around their feet? I can HEAR everyone!” Yes, daughter, “Yes, you can! Why, or why? ” The internets tells me it’s “economical” and “easier to measure doors that don’t reach the ceiling”. Really? REALLY? Is this shocking lack of privacy simply because some guy wanted to save a few pennies and couldn’t be bothered to measure all the way to the ceiling. I seriously hope not. Rebel Canadians! Fight for your rights! Demand better public toilets now!

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